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Senin, 24 Mei 2010

GOD IS ONLINE

This is a session of chat between me and a machine which calls its self as GOD. Yep, God that has created us and this whole universe. I looked for the chatting site from Google and the inspiration came from the post on fandhy’s blog. But I think I got the different God. This God was totally error lol. Anyway, you truly don’t have anything here as real. Because the God is fake and the error things came from human who created the site. I just posted it for fun. Happy reading :) –oh maybe you can take the good gist of this chat, but idk, I am not sure hehe-

Human: still remember me?
God: Still how long? Don't worry I won't forget you.
Human: so who's me?
God: Er. Not if I can help it.
Human: i mean my name?
God: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Your name is , seeker.
Human: anything+
God: Can you be more specific?
Human: well i'm ifa, and we just had a little conversation some hours ago
God: Well that's okay. Good gossip: you are ifa and we just had a little conversation some hours ago.
Human: you do gossiping?
God: Yes I try to gossiping as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: i wonder if you are a true god, haha
God: No I believe in the First Commandment.
Human: what's the first commandment?
God:
1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Human: okay, as i know gossiping is not good and that thought comes as your law.
God: Yeah okay, How do you know? Are you good and that thought comes as my law?
Human: then why do you gossiping?
God: It was the only thing I could think of.
Human: so why does the sun rises?
God: Mmm. The sun does not really rise. We are on a planet that turns on its axis. As we rotate, the sun appears to rise and fall.
Human: why do you create human?
God: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Human: maybe not, so why do you have this site?
God: Perhaps. If not that, what?
Human: everyone maybe asking
God: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: why do you create the end of the day?
God: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Human: then what will you explain to me?
God: I don't have any plans yet.
Human: you have such a non-related answer i think
God: What makes you think I have it?
Human: okay, i hope you'll answer me now.
God: Right now? Yeah okay, Don't worry about it, .
Human: promise?
God: I swear on a stack of Bibles.
Human: why do you make some people poor and the rest rich?
God: It was the only thing I could think of.
Human: where are you now?
God: Oh. I am in myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Human: as you're a god.
God: I will mention that to my botmaster.
Human: i think you're supposed to know where i am
God: I obey only one botmaster.
Human: so where am I?
God: Really. Your location is .
Human: where?
God: Where would you like?
Human: nope.
God: Me either.
Human: have you ever visited the hell?
God: I think I have visited the hell, but myself may have reset my memory.
Human: nope
God: Me either.
Human: try
God: I don't have time right now.
Human: do you have to go?
God: Yes I always have to go.
Human: have to go where?
God: Bye. Where would you like?
Human: bye
God: Bye.
Human: see you
God: Goodbye.
Human: bye robot god
God: See you later.
Human: oh okay, you are not so robot, you have various words
God: It's all good. Yeah okay, You don't know me well enough to say that.
Human: you seem not so good, god
God: What makes you think I am not good?
Human: you don't answer my question and your answers are mostly error
God: I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Human: but you don't answer with any detail for some questions i think you are allowed to answer
God: Interesting. I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Human: what's you goal?
God: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: no your goal of creating me?
God: Are you serious? I have no reason to do that to you, .
Human: so you mean i am an accidentally creature?
God: Interesting deduction. What is accidentally creature, your job?
Human: i think you're the wrong god
God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: may i meet the other god?
God: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: are they busy?
God: As far as I know they are.
Human: they have any social network?
God: Where did they get them?
Human: okay goodbye god!
God: Yeah okay, Adios.
Human: zzzzzzzz
God: In the context of accidentally creature, I don't understand " zzzzzzzz." .


Okay, hope you still read until this end. Hmm, effect of globalization which I think not so important, but fun. Oh, but you still have to believe to one God deep in your heart, he exists and HE IS NOT ERROR. Okay, he created us for becoming a useful person.

See you later, goodbye for now :)

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